FUNNY STORIES



After every third story there is a drawing
or a photography, at each web page.


- Have you forgotten the ten-crown bill that you borrowed from me?
- No, not yet, but if you'll give me some more time.


There were two gentlmen stood talking. The first one said:
- I'm so worried about my money that I have to keep my wallet
under the cushion. The second one:
- Something like that I don't do, because I can't stand to lay in
my bed too high.


- What are you doing nowadays?
- I travel around and elocute.
- Are you always elocuting the same thing?
- Of course.
- But aren't you afraid of people who are making a revisit?
- They don't.

A Lecture
The chief:
- Doesn't Miss Andersson know when we're starting the work in
the morning?
- No, how should I know?
Everyone has already begun when I'm arriving.


The lieutenant had commanded a check of the hygiene.
The sargent is delivering the following report:
- The washing of the feet is a neglected thing.
The conscripts's feet can be devided into four groups.
At first we have the lightgrey ones, then the darkgrey
ones, then the pitch-black ones and finally the feet
of Mr. Johansson.


Funny Stories, Page 2
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