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- Do you know how to recognize a Norwegian aircraft in a snow storm? - No! - They have chains around the propellers. The Norwegian wife run crash fond towards her husband and cried: - I have learned a telephone. At that moment the man noticed that both the fire brigade and police were arriving. - Now you can get your fill satisfied. I have baked a cake for you. - Thank you very much, the Norwegian said. - Should I cut it into four or six pieces? - Cut it into four for I can not have enough to eat six.  A thief had entered the apartment just before the Norwegian pair came home. The man at once sat down and watched football. The thief had hiding behind the TV and after a while he found it unten- able to hide there, so he left the apartment. - Who was it that went out, asked his wife? - There was a player at Tottenham who was deported. Some Norwegians and Swedes had a competition in ice fishing. The Swedes came up one fish after another while the Norwegians were not any. So the Norwegians eventually sent over a spy for the Swedes. He came back and said: - The Swedes have drilled holes in the ice. Two Norwegians were out fishing. They had an unusual amount of fish, so one of them suggests: - We are making a mark in the boat, so we know where we should fish the next time. - Are you crazy? We should certainly not be hiring the same row boat next time.  A Norwegian is shot in the forehead and says: - That was close. ["That was close" in Swedish is "Det var nära ögat". "Ögat" in English is "The eye" and your two eyes are of course close to the forehead.] A Norwegian had bought a pair of clogs in Ystad. The next day, he will be back and want to replace them. - What is wrong with them, ask the clerk? - I would very much like a pair of long string in between. It was a deployment on the barrack square at a regiment of Bergen. Captain notes: - Oh, damn the correction. Come on everybody, then you shall see what a mess it is.  Two Norwegian soldiers were in World War II spying on a German sentinel. They dressed up like a lifelike cow and they peered through the night. In the morning whispers front to rear. - Now we have to run smooth for life. - Why? - There will be a German with a bucket and a milk stool. The stories are from the book "Norgehistorier" by Reid Persson, 1984 Menu |